The Real Kayfabe are pleased to announce the signing of QB Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat to a long term contract worth $27.8 million over the next 6 seasons. Twenty million of his contract is guaranteed.

Steamboat, who was taken in the seventh round of the 2025 draft has become the talk of several possible trades as his progress has improved over the seasons. He could be a starter for any team, but currently is #2 behind “Dr Death” Williams.

The Real Kayfabe are pleased to announce the long term signing of LDE Barry Horowitz to a $15 million contract with $10.8 guaranteed over the next six seasons.

Horowitz, who is playing DT at the moment, became a Kayfabe fan favorite with his “gimmick” of patting himself on the back as a self-congratulatory measure whenever he made a good defensive play. “****,” said Horowitz, “team members would tell me good job and attempt to pat me on the ****, but I really didn’t want ANYONE touching my ****, so I came up with the “Back Pat”

The Back Pat became a National sensation as the Firefly Funhouse crowd went crazy on simulated TV Dec 12, 2027, when Horowitz sacked Arkansas Thrashers John Spartan in the third quarter of the game, taking the Thrashers out of Game clinching FG range, to turn momentum around for the Kayfabe at the moment in a losing 13-10 battle. Popular Country Polka Rapper DJ JAY DEE even did a video using Horowitz’s patented Back Pat, referencing Barry Horowitz. Barry’s legal team has since sent a Cease and Desist order to the crapper.

This is Brad Caster signing out

Mainly liking for the Country Polka Rapper reference.

This is where I got the idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwpXnZnf8WM

"Dutch" Schaefer of the Thrashers, may I introduce you to the reason you will be in quarantine for two weeks, CB Dibs "Corona" Virus - 5' 11'' 183 lbs from Jackson State

We'll have to see how this rivalry gets on over the years.