With the 18th pick of the 2028 Draft, the Real Kayfabe takes SS Rocky Johnson Jr out of Stanford. Johnson is the son of the divisional rival Arkansas Thrashers' 10 year RDE veteran, Rocky Johnson.

As far as I know, I believe this is the first father/son combination in Mongrelmania

Isn't that a bit young Rocky Sr.?

Rocky Johnson, Sr. of Arkansas is 31 years old.

Rocky Johnson, Jr. of the Kayfabe is 22 years old.

What happens when the Hot Tub Time Machine stays in the hot tub time machine

Let's just say Rocky, Sr. was real popular in grade school.