Brad Caster here for KRAP reporting on a developing story first reported by Coif Jenshaw about a developing rivalry between 2029 1st round picks "Dutch" Schaefer and Corona Virus.
"Yo dude," said Virus, "We were rivals in JR High, High School, and College. I was the only one that could cover him when he slanted, crossed-over, hooked, wheeled, flagged, and posted. Everything he did, I was on him like Jerry on Rice. I even intercepted a pass he ATTEMPTED on his current girlfriend. Brings new meaning to double dutch, now does it?"
Dutch Shaefer of the Thrashers could not be reached for a comment.
Meanwhile.......Division Rival to both teams, the Boston Teabags, drafted a TE and tons of popcorn. This is Brad Caster signing out.
