Charlotte Observer, 25 Oct 2031
After last season's flea infestation at the Asbestos Bathtub, rumors are circulating, as the Duckies prepare to once again host Memphis.
Some of the more outlandish rumors include replacing all stadium staff with undercover Orkin employees, using anti-flea fumigation in the team tunnels instead of traditional smoke machines, and... (this writer's favorite), releasing millions of flea eating spiders throughout the stadium.
The two teams have swapped the top spot in the division a couple times this season, so it appears the old rivalry again has meaning.
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