In an absolute shocking turn of events, just after Tom Brady's minority ownership of the Las Vegas Raiders in the NFL (blatantly ripping off Timothy Thompson's legendary acquisition of the Boston Biscuits), Football Moguls Legend QB John Spartan would not be upstaged and purchased the Seattle Seahawks pennies on the dollar as the former owner is embroiled in another torrid (and yet somehow racist) international incident.

Spartan has not held a formal press conference, but it is already rumored that he is looking to relocate to the megapolis of San Angeles near San Diego, which I'm told is Spanish for a whale's ******.

--Reporter Newsman, Freelance Blogger for the John Spartan Online Fan Club

First the SuperSonics, now the Seahawks.

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...and Isotoners gloves, and Buc-ee's, and a now defunct liege waffle restaurant chain Das Wafflehaus

New owner John Spartan and the city of Seattle have reached an agreement to stay in the Emerald City. Details are still unclear, but the team will go undergo a massive rebranding in the offseason as part of the compromise.

Spartan released this statement on Twitter:

"The fanbase of Seattle is still strong after years of fighting for scraps in the NFC West, so although I would love to break ground in my hometown of San Angeles, the franchise will remain and return to prominence! The 12th man will be restored, and just like those warriors at the Battle of Thermopylae, we will fight for every last inch and sacrifice for the glory of Seattle!"

Spartan Starts the Seattle Scrubbing

By Reporter Newsman

Organizational shakeups have begun in Seattle when Defensive Coordinator Stan Snyder was terminated on Monday. Snyder never had much success as DC in 8 years where the team as a whole produced a losing record during that time. Coach Paul Lozano was promoted to Defensive Coordinator. Andrew Tupper was hired to replace Lozano on the Linebacking Coaches. Spartan addressed the press after the moves were made. "Coach Lozano brings a more youthful energy to the club and is well respected among the staff and players. He's a competitor and a leader. He also knows the expectations going into next season."

Rumors are floating that longtime Head Coach Dennis Tomblin (118-97-3) will be the next block to fall after 12 years running the ship. Tomblin won a league championship in his second year (2034) of coaching with the organization but has not won the battleground of the NFC West since 2038. However, Spartan refused to comment on any other staff, rather focusing on the potential of the new hires, so expectations are that no formal decision will be made until the end of the 2045 season.

Additionally, Spartan teased the re-branding of the franchise and opened the door for a plethora of speculation. He discussed that new uniforms, color schemes, and identity are all on the table currently, but once again re-affirmed that the team would not be leaving Seattle.

Seattle Rebrands as the Spartans

by Reporter Newsman

This will be the final post as the Seattle Seahawks Report. Owner John Spartan has filed all the paperwork and has requested the public for insight on the new logo for the newly minted Seattle Spartans. As Spartan is widely considered one of the (if not THE) greatest Quarterbacks in Football Moguls history, it's no coincidence that having a team named after yourself was the only accomplishment yet to be achieve in league history.

The color scheme has been configured as an emerald green primary color with silver and black accents.

Below are choices potential choices that could be selected. Feel free to sound off in the replies to voice your opinion.









Up next will the be unveiling of the Spartan Report for Offseason news.

Definitely #4.

Or failing that, something truly out there and memorable.

Should be…