In their first blackout house show, the Kayfabe provided sports entertainment to the crowd.

Last time they were at the Little Rock, Arkansas Foreign Legion Club, they provided little or no competition as they played their opening acts in attempts to get over with the crowd using reverse crush techniques. All this did was increase the snack bar sales as fans rushed to the stands to get the last beer before "Last Call"

"Did I miss anything?"
"Nah, dude. That small guy got his @$$ kicked in like 10 seconds. But it took like 15 minutes to get him out of the ring."
"Great...I'm going to get another beer."

Maybe it's midget wrestling gimmick, the women wrestling gimmick, or even bringing the high flying and exciting to watch Nacho Libre wrestlers, but whatever the gimmick is, the Kayfabe has risen in the League's Power rankings for the second week in a row.

Kayfabe Draft Picks
First round
Number 9 overall
WR Seth Rollins (5’11” 211#) from Murray State
Nickname: The Kingslayer
The Real Kayfabe had three players targeted ahead of Rollins, but as those players were quickly scooped up before the team’s time at the podium, they had to scramble to get their B plan orchestrated. Rollins brings everything to the table that the Kayfabe wants to help their struggling offense, which was ranked 20th overall the past season. His 40 yard dash time at team tryouts makes him the 2nd fastest WR on the team. His pass catching abilities has potential to be ALL-Star material. His B&R avoidance skills, even though small for his size, ranks right up there. Management hasn’t decided if he will be WR2 or slot since teams like to double team WR1 and WR2.
Second Round
Number 40th overall (2:8)
C Brock Lesner (6’3” 288#) from Purdue
Nickname: The Beast Incarnate
Starting 12 year veteran C Evans is great and a possible HoF candidate, but greatness doesn’t last forever. And that’s the reason the Kayfabe went after the lynch pin of an offensive line. Since the strength of the team is the ground game, the center has to be a road grater in run blocking while being agile enough on his feet to be a good pass blocker. Lesner meets these requirements. And as backup (YES I USED A 2nd ROUND PICK on a BACKUP) to Evans, the team feels if and when Evans retires, his shoes will be filled. Lesner will also rotate between LG and RG
Number 60th Overall (2:28)
DE Roman Reigns (5’11” 267#) from Clemson
Nickname: The Big Dog
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. With the tenacity of a wounded pitbull, Reigns attacks the passer from the outside like no other. Has the speed to get around pass blockers as well as the strength to push them out of the way to get to his target. Originally a MLB at Clemson, his combine skills say that he may be a great asset as a DE in AGS. Can line up on either side as well as a MLB threat.
Number 65th Overall (3:1)
CB Kevin Owens (6’0” 208#) from Northwestern
Nickname: The Prizefighter
It was long and hard search to find a member of the secondary with the speed and other skills needed to play in the league. And with a high volatile temper that scares others away, Owens wouldn’t even have gotten a tryout with other teams. But the REAL Kayfabe believes they found a diamond in a lump of coal. And they have to do something quick because the team doesn’t know how many games 15 year veteran Ward has left.

Kayfabe 2026 Rookie Training Camp

Round 1 picks
WR Seth "The Kingslayer" Rollins +14/+3
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there lived a Mad King. This King would rule for seasons with an iron fist and would quickly depose of any who would threaten him. As others studied his style, wishing to be King, the Mad King changed his style, staying one step ahead and kept all invaders guessing his war plans. But in his arrogance, he forgot to hide his tendencies in how he would conquer the world. Say hello to the Kingslayer. May the new King live long and prosper

Round 2 Picks
2-8 C "The Beast Incarnate" Brrroooock Lesner +1/-1
Make a visit to Suplex City on your future travel vacation plans. Not much to look at now, but the O-Line just got better with a base for the future

2-26 DE "The Big Dawg" Roman Reigns +14/-5
Too short to be TALL and too small to be BIG. Hope he has a good training camp

Round 3 Picks
3-1 CB Kevin Owens 0/-12
**** how drunk was I when I picked this guy ahead of the AI pick. Wave bye, bye, bye

3-7 TE Finn Balor +4/0
Development Talent for the future. Going to be put on the Training Squad

Round 4 Picks
4-8 LT Kofi Kingston +14/+1
Solid back-up player

Oh well,
Time to start looking at 2026 Draft Class

OMG!! What have THE REAL KAYFABE done?

They traded away 2nd year veteran and the 2027 47th pick overall, WR "The Fiend" Bray Wyatt for Atlanta's 2029 2nd Round Pick.

And the next day they traded 9 year veteran MLB Kevin Robinson to the Frozen Tundra Snowsharks, who they moved into the Strong Safety Position, for two future Third round picks.

After those trades were final, the Kayfabe lost their next game to the San Francisco Demons by 3 scores, with possibility of losing more. The Real Kayfabe are now considered 4 point underdog against their next challenge, Miami, a team that the Kayfabe handily beaten by 2.5+ scores in the last 9 meetings of the two teams. If considered an underdog against Miami, then how can their fans expect to competitive against their divisional powerhouse Rivals, the Teabaggers and the Trashers.

Sounds like the Kayfabe is about to go the ECW route because they're looking for some pain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLwYoniyhX4

Don't pick a fight if you can't stand a nose bleed

The Real Kayfabe are pleased to announce that they have signed “The Man” MLB Ric Flair to a long term contract worth $22.1 million with $18.8 guaranteed over the next 6 seasons.

The Man is the Becky Lynch-pin of the Kayfabe's linebacker corps, along with Triple H and Sankey.

This is Brad Caster signing out