Well... That was a pleasant surprise.
A rare lopsided game between two teams that usually play close has left the Charlotte fans elated. Many fans leaving the stadium were heard chanting "We want Puff!!!", apparently referencing the "Magic Dragon" of a few decades ago. Either that, or they are hoping for the legalization of medical marijuana.
Even Bill Steinbach, the owner of the team, was heard saying... "Where the **** did we get these guys? Are they the same guys who played the preseason?"
Head Coach Jon Forrest seemed less impressed. In fact, judging by the post game interview, one might have thought they lost.
"21 of 44 passing... two interceptions?" Forrest questioned... "Fumbles and drops on offense, missed tackles and blown coverage on defense"... Those are not the stats of a good team."
The coach later softened up a bit, saying "Listen... we knew we chose to draft a young team. These guys need to realize though, that they're not going to win just because they wear the Warthog uniform. The other teams in this league are getting better every week. Continued rookie mistakes will end this run quickly, if they continue."
The gauntlet continues next week in a game against the L.A. Red Dragons, a team which previously held the number one spot in the power ratings, and is working hard to return to that spot.
The team will surely need to play at the level the coach desires, should they wish to get the victory.