**** you Kurse... When you invited me, this was the only team available.

Worse yet, it was one day late to edit the team.

So... let's have a vote for my new team name in the next offseason.

1. Blue Chair Bay Rum Guzzlers (My current favorite)
2. Blue Chair Bay Captains (A little less "double entendre").
3. Gotham Knights (not really matching the south conference, but the current team is in NJ).
4. Da Parish Crawfish (My adopted hometown of Chalmette, LA, in St Bernard Parish, known as "Da Parish".
5. Any other suggestions...

Da Parish Rum Guzzlers

Charlotte Warthogs

Thought about that, but I'd have to relocate them.
Charlotte not a big enough market for two teams.

Oh yeah, I forgot one.

The Brutal Doodles (for my goldendoodle).

I like Brutal Doodles. I have a Great Danoodle, terrific dog.

Brutal Doodles can fit in any market and will be the goodest boys while doing it.

Missed opportunity for the Doodles rivalry with the flea taxis.

Breaking News!!!

A caravan of Tractor Trailers was reported to have been seen pulling out of the Upside Down Sicilians' compound a short time ago. The complex went dark as the last semi exited the parking lot.

Reports say the convoy was seen merging onto I-95 S.

As of the time of this report, the final destination is unknown.

New team owner Bill Steinbach has been vocal in the past about his desire to rebrand and move the team.

Latest reports claim that the convoy has been seen crossing the Potomac on I-495.

It seems the NFC South team IS going south... but to where?