tbe "cost concious" Brawndo management team made the decision to spend some of the playoff money to get new uniforms and helmets in addition to changing out the existing color scheme, which had been highly criticized by both the Dildozer fan base and the other Moguls owner/managers and their fan bases. "Those old orange uniforms with lime green and black stripes made me wanna puke" said one fan who was overheard at the press conference. Another fan stated "Yeah, they were **** ugly, but that may have been a part of the teams fortunes, luck, or ju ju last season, it might be a mistake to be changin them now. call me superstitious or whatever, I'll be pissed off if they don't do as well next season and I'll blame it on the uni's and new colors!" Another fan was heard to say " Hey, what the f%* is a Dildozer?" to which another fan retorted "go ahead, bend over and I'll give you a free demo". Lots of excitement generated at the Dildozer press conference today, QB Brian Roberts, fresh off his best season by far stated "****, I dont care if we had to wear pink uni's as long as we continue to play like we did last season."
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