With the end of the 2034 regular season, it is time to recognize the star players of the past year on offense and defense.
Starting on defense, we saw the return of the sack!
Brian Barry of Roswell somehow perfected the CB blitz and had 31 sacks! DT
Richard Ledford of Oakland let the "normal" pass rushers with 14.
In the secondary,
Jason Skelly again made the Dildozer's trade look good, putting up a league leading 10 INTs tying him with Arkansas'
Alonzo Harris. King Kong aint got **** on Harris.
We saw some amazing offensive numbers across the league.
Edmond Johnson of San Francisco led the league in rushing, yet again, but
George Schaffer of Seattle made a big name for himself with a 1000/1000 season, being a true dual threat star for the 15-1 Seahawks and garnering MVP consideration.
Speaking of MVP candidates, WR
James Brandt of Branwdo Corp. put himself in elite company, alongside William Marquis, Jerry Jeudy and Marvin Lane, with absolutely insane numbers: 2897 yards, 31 TDs! Almost MVP worthy!
"Gopher" Quinlan of Indepedence, second in yards, was far behind at 1577.
But as usual, our MVP discussion turns to the QBs and once again, we saw excellence across the league. Reigning MVP
Ernest Williams of Los Angeles had a "down" season and still threw for over 5600 yards and 45 TDs and finished with a QB rating over 100. Chicago's
George Wilson also tossed 45 TDs. But one quarterback towered over the rest of the league, leading the league in yards (6265), TDs (58) and QB rating (116.93) while locking up the best record in the conference at 14-2. He was already the Super Bowl MVP and he looks like he's ready to make another long post-season run. Your 2034 league MVP is QB
Brian Roberts, Brawndo Corp Dildozers!